Monday, March 17, 2008

The Professional

Monday, light rain, mid afternoon, Phillips 66...

I place the outrageously overpriced 20 ounce Diet Coke on the crowded counter.

Gas Station Attendant: Afternoon. This it?

Me: Yup.

Gas Station Attendant: $1.43. (I hand him two George Washingtons) Alright then, that's fifty seven in change.

Me: Thanks.

Gas Station Attendant: Have a great day! Watch out for the amatures out there!

Me: Uh-(confused. Did he just call he a whore?!?)

3 comments:

El Gran Cubano said...

You were in a gas station... I believe he was referring to the driver's on the road with the crappy conditions ;)

4man said...

sure, I could "ass"ume that. hehe, ass-man!

Anonymous said...

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