A couple weeks ago, a crisp new day of fall, on a walk with the Gafer, sidewalk in front of cute funeral home guy's house. The following conversation ensues...
Cute Funeral Home Guy: Hey, you two!
Me: Hey! How are you?
Cute Funeral Home Guy: Good! How about you? Haven't seen you guys out walking for awhile.
Me: Good, good. I know, we've just been so busy...
Cute Funeral Home Guy: Yeah, tell me about it.
Me: Uh-huh.
Cute Funeral Home Guy: So, do you have a boyfriend?
Gabe: No! She has an ordinary friend!!
Me: (smiling) Yes!
Cute Funeral Home Guy: Oh. (sound of heart breaking)
Me: Well, see ya later!
Cute Funeral Home Guy: Bye! (sniffle)
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That’s more like it…. As a loyal, dedicated, and long time reader I was beginning to think about looking else where for my blogging fix. Now what about this no Milk thing? Do you realize you live in the Midwest? What will they ever say?
P.S. – Next time don’t keep us in suspense while you only get around to posting for “Big Sexy Hair III”
-Feeling Privileged
Soy milk, my dear, soy milk...
Soy milk? As in soy beans??
yes! They squeeze the shit outta the soy beans til they milk themselves!
Can you please post pictures of this as well?
Pictures of what??
Oh, nevermind...
Pictures of the squeezing of the soy beans! Do you have to buy special kitchen appliances to do this?
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