Campbell's Condensed

Aw, it's soup night at the house.
And it's Wednesday.
Getting bids on a new furnace and a/c unit for the dwelling, frustrating dealing with fast talking snake oil salesmen.
I figure about two more bids and I'll be ready for a decision.
Had a good date the other week and then I "Karened".
I bought some seeds for flowers and carrots.
The Gafer says he wants to feed Tiffany's bunny the carrots.
Great idea, not like I was gonna eat a carrot.
Patiently waiting for the government refund check.
Gotta buy more soup.